I went on Jerry Springer, to confess my love to you -The Ataris

I kind of feel like I haven't slept in DAYS. But really, I guess I haven't. I've been on that 3 hours at a time kick, which is not conducive to good rest. My grandmother tells me that all the time! That picture might as well be my face. 


So, I've been spending a lot of time with a friend of mine who happens to have WORSE car karma than me. I wasn't actually sure that was possible, however, it is. SOOO now, my fan belt is completely shredded. (whatever that is.) and I had to get towed,  and now fixed. and BLAHBLAHBLAH. Random car nonsense drama that won't go away. I'm really getting tired of it. So let's focus on something happy. LIKE THIS...






MY TOP 5 CELEBRITY CRUSHES OF ALL TIME!!! 


That's right. I'm kicking it people magazine style, and you're going to love it. I was talking about this list to someone the other day, so I decided I want to make it real. ARE YOU READY!?!  (these are in no particular order)

1. John Stamos- that's right. Uncle Jesse. Super hot, elvis look alike, with a guitar, a motorcycle, and a soft side? What's not to love? Besides, he has only gotten hotter with age. Seriously, Richard Gere, watch out for this one. Which shouldn't be hard, because I know I certainly can't keep my eyes off him. 










2. Taye Diggs- I know I've mentioned my love for Taye Diggs before. Over, and Over, and Over. Actually, he's even been mentioned in this blog before! What can I say I'm a sucker for a handsome black man with a huge smile. Seriously, look at my dating history. It's absolutely a type, just perhaps one not reflected on this list. I've never seen Taye (that's right, first name basis...) in a role where I didn't think he was gorgeous. He even made vampire teeth more hot than hype in Dylan Dog: Dead of Night. 






3. Jonathon Taylor Thomas-  Every girl I know was in love with JTT when I was in elementary school. My self included. I had pictures of him EVERY WHERE. I still maintain that he's a good looking man, but I'm not too terribly sure where the massive obsession came from back in my Tiger Beat days. When I said all time, you didn't really think that I was going back to 1995 huh? Well, I did. 



4. Paul Rudd- He might not be as smoking hot as some of the other people on my list. But, he just seems awesome. I know a lot of that is the roles that he is cast in, but I maintain that I am in love with type-casting. Again, I'm going back to the 90's with this one, because I have been totally butt crazy in love with Josh, I mean Paul, since Before Cher realized she was in Clueless.  Also, how awesome is that picture? (thank you Eric!)






5. Johnny Depp- I don't know anyone, male or female, who hasn't had a crush on Johnny Depp at some point or another. He's iconic, talented, gorgeous. And he plays a drunk pirate in one of the biggest movie franchises of all time. yum. 




(I think I have a thing for guys named John.. which is weird.) 


That's my list. well most of it. This was originally my top 10 celeb crushes. But like I said, I'm exhausted. So, until I decide to give it another go, you get 5. Go ahead and add these to your spank bank and enjoy your dreams!! I know I will. 

I feel in in the air, the summer's out of reach.

It is the First of August. We are in the home stretch of summer, and I realized this morning that I have done nothing to enjoy it. Here's my list of summer things I feel like I'm missing out on. 

• Swimming- I've only been once, on a Rooftop pool. Last summer I didn't swim much during the day but I was ALWAYS in the pool in the middle of the night. Stupid neighborhood pools stepping up their security.. 
• Been to the beach- I haven't seen the ocean. I haven't even seen SAND! Unless you want to count the sand at the bottom of the ashtrays at outdoor bars, which I don't. 
• Eaten mass quantities of Ice cream- I am OBSESSED with soft serve ice cream with rainbow sprinkles out the waa-zoo (it's a word, deal with it.) and I think I've had it 2 times this summer? All the best places to acquire this delightful treat are only open during the summer months. 
• GONE TO CAPTAIN GEORGES!!!- I have to say, being the fat kid that I am, this is the one that I'm truly upset about. It's just soooo good. I'm so serious. I would be bankrupt if I lived anywhere near it, because I would be there every single night. mmmm I think I just got myself a new goal in life. 
• Sat outside and enjoyed a good book- Honestly, I pretty much hate my neighbors, so if for some reason I'm home anytime other than to sleep or watch TV, I stay locked inside. Where they can't get to me. (only my mail, but that's another issue for another, crankier, blog) 
• Seen any really good shows- I'm a die hard believer that live music will save your soul, and I'm afraid my soul is in jeopardy. 
• Had a mindless fling- Summer romance is fun for everyone, until September that is. I had something going on, but well... yea, never mind. 
• Eaten Fish tacos- It's one of my goals in life to like fish tacos, so naturally I should find the best ever. I waste a lot of money on it. And my quest for the best Fish taco has not been working out for me this summer.
• Made S'mores- do I really need to explain it?
• Been to an amusement park- need roller coasters, NOW! 

That's quite a list, right? I'm sure there's even more things that I can add to it, but those are the one's I've thought about today. Well Jess, what are you going to do about this MASSIVE list of how much your summer sucks? I'm slowly going to check every thing off. Don't worry, I'll keep you posted.. 

Enjoy the rest of your summer guys! I know I will I've got months worth of good times to have in just a few short weeks. It's going to be a tough job, but somebody has got to do it. 

By the way, IT'S KARAOKE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

obviously I'm pumped.