I feel in in the air, the summer's out of reach.

It is the First of August. We are in the home stretch of summer, and I realized this morning that I have done nothing to enjoy it. Here's my list of summer things I feel like I'm missing out on. 

• Swimming- I've only been once, on a Rooftop pool. Last summer I didn't swim much during the day but I was ALWAYS in the pool in the middle of the night. Stupid neighborhood pools stepping up their security.. 
• Been to the beach- I haven't seen the ocean. I haven't even seen SAND! Unless you want to count the sand at the bottom of the ashtrays at outdoor bars, which I don't. 
• Eaten mass quantities of Ice cream- I am OBSESSED with soft serve ice cream with rainbow sprinkles out the waa-zoo (it's a word, deal with it.) and I think I've had it 2 times this summer? All the best places to acquire this delightful treat are only open during the summer months. 
• GONE TO CAPTAIN GEORGES!!!- I have to say, being the fat kid that I am, this is the one that I'm truly upset about. It's just soooo good. I'm so serious. I would be bankrupt if I lived anywhere near it, because I would be there every single night. mmmm I think I just got myself a new goal in life. 
• Sat outside and enjoyed a good book- Honestly, I pretty much hate my neighbors, so if for some reason I'm home anytime other than to sleep or watch TV, I stay locked inside. Where they can't get to me. (only my mail, but that's another issue for another, crankier, blog) 
• Seen any really good shows- I'm a die hard believer that live music will save your soul, and I'm afraid my soul is in jeopardy. 
• Had a mindless fling- Summer romance is fun for everyone, until September that is. I had something going on, but well... yea, never mind. 
• Eaten Fish tacos- It's one of my goals in life to like fish tacos, so naturally I should find the best ever. I waste a lot of money on it. And my quest for the best Fish taco has not been working out for me this summer.
• Made S'mores- do I really need to explain it?
• Been to an amusement park- need roller coasters, NOW! 

That's quite a list, right? I'm sure there's even more things that I can add to it, but those are the one's I've thought about today. Well Jess, what are you going to do about this MASSIVE list of how much your summer sucks? I'm slowly going to check every thing off. Don't worry, I'll keep you posted.. 

Enjoy the rest of your summer guys! I know I will I've got months worth of good times to have in just a few short weeks. It's going to be a tough job, but somebody has got to do it. 

By the way, IT'S KARAOKE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

obviously I'm pumped.