because there has to be something after the monitor turns off, right?

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

I went on Jerry Springer, to confess my love to you -The Ataris

I kind of feel like I haven't slept in DAYS. But really, I guess I haven't. I've been on that 3 hours at a time kick, which is not conducive to good rest. My grandmother tells me that all the time! That picture might as well be my face. 


So, I've been spending a lot of time with a friend of mine who happens to have WORSE car karma than me. I wasn't actually sure that was possible, however, it is. SOOO now, my fan belt is completely shredded. (whatever that is.) and I had to get towed,  and now fixed. and BLAHBLAHBLAH. Random car nonsense drama that won't go away. I'm really getting tired of it. So let's focus on something happy. LIKE THIS...






MY TOP 5 CELEBRITY CRUSHES OF ALL TIME!!! 


That's right. I'm kicking it people magazine style, and you're going to love it. I was talking about this list to someone the other day, so I decided I want to make it real. ARE YOU READY!?!  (these are in no particular order)




1. John Stamos- that's right. Uncle Jesse. Super hot, elvis look alike, with a guitar, a motorcycle, and a soft side? What's not to love? Besides, he has only gotten hotter with age. Seriously, Richard Gere, watch out for this one. Which shouldn't be hard, because I know I certainly can't keep my eyes off him. 










2. Taye Diggs- I know I've mentioned my love for Taye Diggs before. Over, and Over, and Over. Actually, he's even been mentioned in this blog before! What can I say I'm a sucker for a handsome black man with a huge smile. Seriously, look at my dating history. It's absolutely a type, just perhaps one not reflected on this list. I've never seen Taye (that's right, first name basis...) in a role where I didn't think he was gorgeous. He even made vampire teeth more hot than hype in Dylan Dog: Dead of Night. 






3. Jonathon Taylor Thomas-  Every girl I know was in love with JTT when I was in elementary school. My self included. I had pictures of him EVERY WHERE. I still maintain that he's a good looking man, but I'm not too terribly sure where the massive obsession came from back in my Tiger Beat days. When I said all time, you didn't really think that I was going back to 1995 huh? Well, I did. 



4. Paul Rudd- He might not be as smoking hot as some of the other people on my list. But, he just seems awesome. I know a lot of that is the roles that he is cast in, but I maintain that I am in love with type-casting. Again, I'm going back to the 90's with this one, because I have been totally butt crazy in love with Josh, I mean Paul, since Before Cher realized she was in Clueless.  Also, how awesome is that picture? (thank you Eric!)






5. Johnny Depp- I don't know anyone, male or female, who hasn't had a crush on Johnny Depp at some point or another. He's iconic, talented, gorgeous. And he plays a drunk pirate in one of the biggest movie franchises of all time. yum. 




(I think I have a thing for guys named John.. which is weird.) 


That's my list. well most of it. This was originally my top 10 celeb crushes. But like I said, I'm exhausted. So, until I decide to give it another go, you get 5. Go ahead and add these to your spank bank and enjoy your dreams!! I know I will. 

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